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Eye Candy Season 1 Episode 1 – TV Review
Can you believe I Just Hate Everything hasn’t added a new show to the roster since the God-forsaken Ravenswood, back in 2013? Hell, the trauma of watching Ravenswood is what caused the drought. But...
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Eye Candy Season 1 Episode 2 – TV Review
Lindy’s detective action plan: put myself in close, often isolated, poximity to a violent serial killer and…umm…oh, shit. I didn’t think that far ahead. Call the cops, I guess? TL;DR Lindy narrows down...
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Eye Candy Season 1 Episode 3 – TV Review
Well well, things are starting to pick up. The cops are on the right trail. And Gay Friend even gets his own subplot. Eye Candy’s growing up. TL;DR Lindy and the police manage to figure out Mr...
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Eye Candy Season 1 Episode 4 – TV Review
Eye Candy interrupts your regularly scheduled serial killer hacker serial to bring you a bizarre, CBS-esque crime procedural. Hell, even CBS would be like “no, thanks” to this episode. If it’s too dumb...
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Eye Candy Season 1 Episode 5 – TV Review
After last week’s 100% filler, police procedural abomination, anything would have been impressive as a follow-up. Thus, for the first time, I can say I’m impressed by Eye Candy. It’s still stupid as...
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Eye Candy Season 1 Episode 6 – TV Review
Yes, it’s another filler episode already. At least Mr Stalker gets a look-in this time. TL;DR Lindy and Tommy investigate a hospital hacking; the perpetrator turns out to be a disgruntled patient;...
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Eye Candy Season 1 Episode 7 – TV Review
And it’s another filler episode. That’s two in a row, and three so far for the season. Well, I suppose if you want to be picky, this episode is closer to padding. Very extensive padding. TL;DR Lindy...
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Eye Candy Season 1 Episode 8 – TV Review
After our double stuffing of filler, we’re finally back on track with actual plot. And a lot of it, too. There could still be hope for Eye Candy yet. TL;DR Tommy spends most of the episode...
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Eye Candy Season 1 Episode 9 – TV Review
Tessa’s dead. Lindy’s in peril. Mr Stalker’s identity is revealed. This penultimate episode doesn’t disappoint. Well, any more than Eye Candy usually disappoints. TL;DR Aussie Guy is Mr Stalker after...
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Eye Candy Season 1 Episode 10 – TV Review
But this is not a better world. This is Eye Candy. Aussie Guy does get to live, though. Which is yet another of Eye Candy’s failings. TL;DR The gang manage to thwart Aussie Guy, and he ends up...
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